Hello Darling.

What girls say:	I'm fine
What girls mean:	I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

ohkellybelly:

If someone wanted to make me themed mix cds I wouldn’t get mad…………. hint hint

If someone wanted to make me themed mix cds I wouldn’t get mad…………. hint hint

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carradineway:

blasianxbri:

rebelfleur326:

rampagedpanda:

Just saw this pic of Kevin Hart and Dwight Howard on Yahoo… I swear this is like an episode of Proud Family or something and D. Howard is Wizard Kelly.

Lol reblogging for the accuracy of this comment^^^^

OMGGGGG LMFAO.

Too accurate.

blasianxbri:

rebelfleur326:

rampagedpanda:

Just saw this pic of Kevin Hart and Dwight Howard on Yahoo… I swear this is like an episode of Proud Family or something and D. Howard is Wizard Kelly.

Lol reblogging for the accuracy of this comment^^^^

OMGGGGG LMFAO.

Too accurate.

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I was just at GameStop and the manager said that their PS4 to Xbox One pre-orders are 3:1 nationwide I’m crying

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i dont understand the pleasure in sexting

like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like

what would

?????

how do i respond??

‘i’m so happy for you’

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