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officialunitedstates:

there are three types of people in this world: bullies, people who get bullied, and the school principal, who refuses to do anything about the bullies because the head bully’s father is the local sicilian mob boss.  you don’t know exactly what he’s capable of but when he came in to parent teacher conferences the teacher quit the next day.  your daily newspaper keeps smelling like gasoline and sometimes you order a pizza and you’re given a smashed hot dog in a pizza box instead

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falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(Source: aphroditeens, via lifeaches)

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flyslamamama:

Never let it be said that my nub doesn’t rise up to salute the week.

flyslamamama:

Never let it be said that my nub doesn’t rise up to salute the week.

(Source: hardnastygifs)

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1 day ago
flyslamamama:

Hitting Whole Foods later to restock the fridge…and nightstand.

flyslamamama:

Hitting Whole Foods later to restock the fridge…and nightstand.

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1 day ago
flyslamamama:

yep999:

Let me reflect on this….

Mirrors make a space look bigger. Why not other things?

flyslamamama:

yep999:

Let me reflect on this….

Mirrors make a space look bigger. Why not other things?

(Source: allthingssensualtwo)

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1 day ago
flyslamamama:

Dang, that Hitachi was jarring my tongue piercing.

flyslamamama:

Dang, that Hitachi was jarring my tongue piercing.

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1 day ago